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<span style="color:#00a3e8">1.0）'''滕维建'''·是·著名</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">大锑</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">，是→[[锑星人]]←！</span>

<span style="color:#00a3e8">1.1）他·是·<span style="color:#ed1b24">伟大的</span>超理学家~语言学家~[[挪杯儿奖]]得主~当届[[大锑排名|锑宙第39大锑]]。</span>

<span style="color:#23b14d">2）太好玩太疯狂太滕维建！</span>

<span style="color:#00a3e8">3）他·开创·了→</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">滕语</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">←极大地发展了[[锑星语言|锑星语]]~大大推进了——超理学·研究！</span>

<span style="color:#00a3e8">4）[[锑度贴吧|锑度帖吧]]<ref>原文如此</ref></span><span style="color:#ed1b24">→</span>[https://tieba.baidu.com/f?ie=utf-8&kw=%E8%A7%92%E6%A0%BC%E7%82%B9 角格点吧]<span style="color:#ed1b24">→</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">置顶目录帖</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">→</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">摩托维驾</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">→</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">什么叫摩托维驾？</span>

== <span style="color:#00a3e8">人物·主要·经历</span> ==
<span style="color:#00a3e8">1）地球历</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">1964年</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">'滕维建·生于→[[锑星]]←。</span>

<span style="color:#00a3e8">2）曾婚，坚持丁克；后离婚。现单身。</span>

<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.1）198307毕业于·<span style="color:#ed1b24">锑星大学</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">。</span>

<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.2）198309开始~于锑星一所中学担任·数学老师。</span>

<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.3）偶教高中物理·带校内文学社。</span>
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<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.4）199407自弃教职~专注于<span style="color:#ed1b24">滕语</span>的开发、研究~并于1996获得'[[挪杯儿奖]]。</span>

<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.5）当前，于[[锑度贴吧]]等网络平台——宣传“<span style="color:#ed1b24">滕语·数学</span>”等理论~引起广泛关注！</span>

==<span style="color:#ed1b24">滕维建</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">·</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">话录</span> ==
<span style="color:#23b14d">1）太好玩太疯狂太滕维建！</span>

<span style="color:#23b14d">2）我笑看虫豸掀啥浪！</span>

<span style="color:#23b14d">3）你一日不改掉做瘪三的恶习，我一日当你一个屁！</span>

<span style="color:#23b14d">4）你个闹楼的死逼！</span>

<span style="color:#23b14d">5）本层将删。</span>

<span style="color:#00a3e8">6）吆我吧吆叫奇迹试吆试试。（滕电话号码：15819774144）</span>

<span style="color:#00a3e8">7）以下省略132826条。</span>

== <span style="color:#00a3e8">主要·</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">成就</span>  ==
<span style="color:#00a3e8">1）滕维建'<span style="color:#ed1b24">最大的成就</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">·莫过于·发明了——</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">滕语</span>！</span>

<span style="color:#00a3e8">2.1）滕语·是·[[锑星语言|锑星语]]的一个全新的→分支语言←其语法规范·较复杂~难以用常规语言描述~参考本页面·可略知一二。</span>

<span style="color:#00a3e8">2.2）但滕语·是→<span style="color:#ed1b24">难以学习</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">←的，因此只有·少数→超理学大师←能够掌握。</span>

<span style="color:#00a3e8">3）除此以外~滕维建·还发现·滕语运用于·数学研究时·有→<span style="color:#ed1b24">奇效</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">←可以</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">在0.000051s内</span>解决·任何乘法运算~以及·初等平面几何问题！</span>

== <span style="color:#00a3e8">滕语·在</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">数学</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">中的·应用</span> ==
<span style="color:#00a3e8">（滕语·是→</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">锑星语</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">←的分支~亦属→</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">R-180语言</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">←如果读者·是·[[准智慧生物]]，那么·不能理解·也是→</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">正常现象</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">←）</span> 

=== <span style="color:#ed1b24">'''<big>1</big>'''）-最重要- 滕语语法--"叫你·会→说←滕语~说→好←滕语·更·好玩~更·疯狂~更·滕维建~"{为方便读者阅读，以下内容不使用·滕语·书写！} </span>===
<span style="color:#00a3e8">1）滕语</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">要加序号</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">，每一句开头都要加，这样就显得更有条理（滕原话）</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">2）主语后</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">一定要加"·"符号</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">，动词前也要加</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">3）"←→"箭头号 着重指出</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">4）每句话结束后可以加"~~"</span> 

=== <span style="color:#00a3e8">2）滕语速记数字“0123456789”</span>  ===
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=== <span style="color:#00a3e8">3）滕语速算乘法</span>  ===
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=== <span style="color:#00a3e8">4）滕语解决初中平面几何题</span>  ===
<span style="color:#00a3e8">案例：</span>
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<span style="color:#00a3e8">链接：[https://tieba.baidu.com/p/7745451095 滕语解决平面几何]（[[准智慧生物]]·请做好·防护，以防被——</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">锑化</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">！）</span>

=== <span style="color:#00a3e8">5）滕语秒杀地球有史以来最难的高考题</span>  ===
<span style="color:#00a3e8">链接：[https://tieba.baidu.com/p/6934920322 江西2008高考压轴]（[[准智慧生物]]·请做好·防护，以防被——</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">锑化</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">！）</span>

=== <span style="color:#00a3e8">6）滕语记忆三角函数</span>  ===
<span style="color:#00a3e8">1）[sin]“</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">杀</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">”～要慎重：必须“</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">对毙邪</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">”！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">2）[cos]“</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">考</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">”～要迅速：赶快“</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">拎笔写</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">”！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.0）[tan]“</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">滕</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">”～玩数学：</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.1）自吹“</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">呆变灵</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">”！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.2）还是“</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">SB客</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">”！</span> 

=== <span style="color:#00a3e8">7） 滕语"</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">摩托维驾</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">"问题（又名"维驾摩托"） ===
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=== <span style="color:#00a3e8">8) 滕语•破解•谁来玩 </span> ===

==== <span style="color:#00a3e8">张母•抱•一诺'</span> ==== 
<span style="color:#00a3e8">1）一抱•幼将：仙姿哎！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">2）二抱•傲将：睥睨哎！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">3）三抱•胜将：永是霸哎！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">4）四抱•诗将：靓扇握哎！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">5）五抱•虎将：山之梁哎！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">6）六抱•“诺”将：是大将哎！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">7）七抱•棋将：“诺”弈•乐哎！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">8）八抱•画将：其画•胜哎！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">9）九抱•佳将：家•奇隆哎！</span> 

==== <span style="color:#00a3e8">酒友相会</span> ====

<span style="color:#00a3e8">1) 一吆一亮：一声“啊～”</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">2) 二吆哎哎：思聊啊！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">3) 三吆响亮：叫酒啊！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">4) 四吆吃啊：一起按啊！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">5) 五吆我爱：俩搂壶啊！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">6) 六吆溜案：生气蹦啊！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">7) 七吆气昂：武艺斗啊！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">8) 八吆被摁：囔囔死啊！</span> 

<span style="color:#00a3e8">9) 九吆揪袄：跑啥急啊！</span> 
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=== <span style="color:#00a3e8">8）以下省略5027904条 </span> ===

== 注释 ==
[[Category:锑星人]]
[[Category:超理学家]]
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