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<span style="color:#00a3e8">1.0)'''滕维建'''·是·著名</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">大锑</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">,是→[[锑星人]]←!</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">1.0)'''滕维建'''·是·著名</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">大锑</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">,是→[[锑星人]]←!</span>


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<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.4)199407自弃教职~专注于<span style="color:#ed1b24">滕语</span>的开发、研究~并于1996获得'[[挪杯儿奖|挪杯儿奖。]]</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.4)199407自弃教职~专注于<span style="color:#ed1b24">滕语</span>的开发、研究~并于1996获得'[[挪杯儿奖|挪杯儿奖。]]</span>


<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.5)  滕维建·获得→搞笑菲尔兹奖!(具体见→百度贴吧)</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.5)  滕维建·获得→搞笑菲尔兹奖!(具体见→百度贴吧</span>


<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.6)2009·滕维建·警告110→接线`员!</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.6)2009·滕维建·警告110→接线`员</span>


<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.7)  2022·滕维建·被cdjke·骗进→派出所!</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.7)2022·滕维建·被cdjke·骗进→派出所</span>


<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.8)    当前,于[[锑度贴吧]]等→网络平台——宣传“<span style="color:#ed1b24">滕语·数学</span>”等理论~引起`广泛关注!</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.8)2023·滕维建·性骚扰→沙特公主!(具体见→百度贴吧)</span>
 
<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.9)当前,于[[锑度贴吧]]等→网络平台——宣传“<span style="color:#ed1b24">滕语·数学</span>”等理论~引起`广泛关注!</span>


==<span style="color:#ed1b24">滕维建</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">·</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">话录</span> ==
==<span style="color:#ed1b24">滕维建</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">·</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">话录</span> ==
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<span style="color:#23b14d">5)本层将删。</span>
<span style="color:#23b14d">5)本层将删。</span>


<span style="color:#00a3e8">6)吆我吧吆叫奇迹试吆试试。(滕电话号码:15819774144)</span>
<span style="color:#23b14d">6)吆我吧吆叫奇迹试吆试试。(滕电话号码:15819774144)</span>


<span style="color:#00a3e8">7)以下省略132826条。</span>
<span style="color:#23b14d">7)以下省略132826条。</span>


== <span style="color:#00a3e8">主要·</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">成就</span>  ==
== <span style="color:#00a3e8">主要·</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">成就</span>  ==
<span style="color:#00a3e8">1)滕维建'<span style="color:#ed1b24">最大的成就</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">·莫过于·发明了——</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">滕语</span>!</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">1)滕维建'<span style="color:#ed1b24">最大的成就</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">·莫过于·发明了——</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">滕语</span>!</span>


<span style="color:#00a3e8">2.1)滕语·是·[[锑星语言|锑星语]]的一个全新的→分支语言其语法规范·较复杂~难以用常规语言描述~参考本页面·可略知一二。</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">2.1)滕语·是·[[锑星语言|锑星语]]的一个全新的→分支语言其语法规范·较复杂~难以用常规语言描述~参考本页面·可略知一二。</span>


<span style="color:#00a3e8">2.2)但滕语·是→<span style="color:#ed1b24">难以学习</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">←的,因此只有·少数→超理学大师能够掌握。</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">2.2)但滕语·是→<span style="color:#ed1b24">难以学习</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">←的,因此只有·少数→超理学大师能够掌握。</span>


<span style="color:#00a3e8">3)除此以外~滕维建·还发现·滕语运用于·数学研究时·有→<span style="color:#ed1b24">奇效</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">可以</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">在0.000051s内</span>解决·任何乘法运算~以及·初等平面几何问题!</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">3)除此以外~滕维建·还发现·滕语运用于·数学研究时·有→<span style="color:#ed1b24">奇效`</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">可以</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">在0.000051s内</span>解决·任何乘法运算~以及·初等平面几何问题!</span>


== <span style="color:#00a3e8">滕语·在</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">数学</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">中的·应用</span> ==
== <span style="color:#00a3e8">滕语·在</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">数学</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">中的·应用</span> ==
<span style="color:#00a3e8">(滕语·是→</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">锑星语</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">←的分支~亦属→</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">R-180语言</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">←如果读者·是·[[准智慧生物]],那么·不能理解·也是→</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">正常现象</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">)</span>  
<span style="color:#00a3e8">(滕语·是→</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">锑星语</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">←的分支~亦属→</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">R-180语言</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">←如果读者·是·[[准智慧生物]],那么·不能理解·也是→</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">正常现象</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">)</span>  


=== <span style="color:#ed1b24">'''<big>1</big>''')-最重要- 滕语语法--"你·会→说←滕语~说→好滕语·更·好玩~更·疯狂~更·滕维建~"{为方便读者阅读,以下内容不使用·滕语·书写!} </span>===
=== <span style="color:#ed1b24">'''<big>1</big>''')-最重要- 滕语语法--"你·说→好`滕语·更·好玩~更·疯狂~"{为方便读者阅读,以下内容不使用·滕语·书写!} </span>===
<span style="color:#00a3e8">1)滕语</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">要加序号</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">,每一句开头都要加,这样就显得更有条理(滕原话)</span>  
<span style="color:#00a3e8">1)滕语</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">要加序号</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">,每一句开头都要加,这样就显得更有</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">`</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">条理(滕原话)</span>
 
<span style="color:#00a3e8">1.1) 对于`没有说完的一句话,也要重新开头,序号`为`小数</span>  


<span style="color:#00a3e8">2)主语后</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">一定要加"·"符号</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">,动词前也要加</span>  
<span style="color:#00a3e8">2)主语后</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">一定要加"·"符号</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">,动词前也要加</span>  


<span style="color:#00a3e8">3)"←→"箭头号 着重指出</span>  
<span style="color:#00a3e8">3)"←→"箭头号 着重指出,但`是只`需要用一个(左边`或`右边)</span>  


<span style="color:#00a3e8">4)每句话结束后可以加"~~"</span>  
<span style="color:#00a3e8">4)每句话结束后可以加"~~"</span>  
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<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.2)还是“</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">SB客</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">”!</span>  
<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.2)还是“</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">SB客</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">”!</span>  


=== <span style="color:#00a3e8">7) 滕语"</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">摩托维驾</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">"问题(又名"维驾摩托") ===
=== <span style="color:#00a3e8">7) 滕语"</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">摩托维驾</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">"问题(又名"维驾摩托") (又名"魔爪·滕<span style="color:#ed1b24">`</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">维建~摸头·等围歼")===
[[File:维驾摩托.jpg|缩略图|634x634像素|摩托维驾|无]]
[[File:维驾摩托.jpg|缩略图|634x634像素|摩托维驾|无]]
=== <span style="color:#00a3e8">8) 滕语•破解•谁来玩`</span> ===
=== <span style="color:#00a3e8">8) 滕语•破解•谁来玩`</span> ===
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<span style="color:#00a3e8">9) 九吆•揪袄:跑啥急啊!</span> [https://tieba.baidu.com/p/7883352802]
<span style="color:#00a3e8">9) 九吆•揪袄:跑啥急啊!</span> [https://tieba.baidu.com/p/7883352802]


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