滕维建/滕语版:修订间差异

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{{R-180}}{{Notice|本条目采用滕语写作,可能会使读者被锑化,阅读前请三思。}}
{{R-180}}{{Notice|本条目采用滕语写作,可能会使读者被锑化,阅读前请三思。}}
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<span style="color:deepskyblue">1.0)'''滕维建'''·是·著名</span><span style="color:red">大锑</span><span style="color:deepskyblue">,是→[[锑星人]]←!</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">1.0)'''滕维建'''·是·著名</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">大锑</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">,是→[[锑星人]]←!</span>


<span style="color:deepskyblue">1.1)他·是·<span style="color:red">伟大的</span>超理学家~语言学家~[[挪杯儿奖]]得主~当届[[大锑排名|锑宙第39大锑]]。</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">1.1)他·是·<span style="color:#ed1b24">伟大的</span>超理学家~语言学家~[[挪杯儿奖]]得主~当届[[大锑排名|锑宙第39大锑]]。</span>


<span style="color:limegreen">2)太好玩太疯狂太滕维建!</span>
<span style="color:#23b14d">2)太好玩太疯狂太滕维建!</span>


<span style="color:deepskyblue">3)他·开创·了→</span><span style="color:red">滕语</span><span style="color:deepskyblue">←极大地发展了[[锑星语言|锑星语]]~大大推进了超理学研究。</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">3)他·开创·了→</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">滕语</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">←极大地发展了[[锑星语言|锑星语]]~大大推进了超理学研究。</span>


<span style="color:deepskyblue">4)[[锑度贴吧|锑度帖吧]]<ref>原文如此</ref></span><span style="color:red">→</span>[https://tieba.baidu.com/f?ie=utf-8&kw=%E8%A7%92%E6%A0%BC%E7%82%B9 角格点吧]<span style="color:red">→</span><span style="color:deepskyblue">置顶目录帖</span><span style="color:red">→</span><span style="color:deepskyblue">摩托维驾</span><span style="color:red">→</span><span style="color:deepskyblue">什么叫摩托维驾?</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">4)[[锑度贴吧|锑度帖吧]]<ref>原文如此</ref></span><span style="color:#ed1b24">→</span>[https://tieba.baidu.com/f?ie=utf-8&kw=%E8%A7%92%E6%A0%BC%E7%82%B9 角格点吧]<span style="color:#ed1b24">→</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">置顶目录帖</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">→</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">摩托维驾</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">→</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">什么叫摩托维驾?</span>


== <span style="color:deepskyblue">人物·主要·经历</span> ==
== <span style="color:#00a3e8">人物·主要·经历</span> ==
<span style="color:deepskyblue">1)地球历</span><span style="color:red">1964年</span><span style="color:deepskyblue">'滕维建·生于→[[锑星]]←。</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">1)地球历</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">1964年</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">'滕维建·生于→[[锑星]]←。</span>


<span style="color:deepskyblue">2)曾婚,坚持丁克;后离婚。现单身。</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">2)曾婚,坚持丁克;后离婚。现单身。</span>


<span style="color:deepskyblue">3.1)198307毕业于·<span style="color:red">锑星大学</span><span style="color:deepskyblue">。</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.1)198307毕业于·<span style="color:#ed1b24">锑星大学</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">。</span>


<span style="color:deepskyblue">3.2)198309开始~于锑星一所中学担任·数学老师。</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.2)198309开始~于锑星一所中学担任·数学老师。</span>


<span style="color:deepskyblue">3.3)偶教高中物理·带校内文学社。</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.3)偶教高中物理·带校内文学社。</span>
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<span style="color:deepskyblue">3.4)199407自弃教职~专注于<span style="color:red">滕语</span>的开发、研究~并于1996获得'[[挪杯儿奖]]。</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.4)199407自弃教职~专注于<span style="color:#ed1b24">滕语</span>的开发、研究~并于1996获得'[[挪杯儿奖]]。</span>


<span style="color:deepskyblue">3.5)当前,于[[锑度贴吧]]等网络平台——宣传“<span style="color:red">滕语·数学</span>”等理论~引起广泛关注!</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">3.5)当前,于[[锑度贴吧]]等网络平台——宣传“<span style="color:#ed1b24">滕语·数学</span>”等理论~引起广泛关注!</span>


==<span style="color:red">滕维建</span><span style="color:deepskyblue">·</span><span style="color:red">话录</span> ==
==<span style="color:#ed1b24">滕维建</span><span style="color:#00a3e8">·</span><span style="color:#ed1b24">话录</span> ==
<span style="color:limegreen">1)太好玩太疯狂太滕维建!</span>
<span style="color:#23b14d">1)太好玩太疯狂太滕维建!</span>


<span style="color:limegreen">2)我笑看虫豸掀啥浪!</span>
<span style="color:#23b14d">2)我笑看虫豸掀啥浪!</span>


<span style="color:limegreen">3)你一日不改掉做瘪三的恶习,我一日当你一个屁!</span>
<span style="color:#23b14d">3)你一日不改掉做瘪三的恶习,我一日当你一个屁!</span>


<span style="color:limegreen">4)你个闹楼的死逼!</span>
<span style="color:#23b14d">4)你个闹楼的死逼!</span>


<span style="color:limegreen">5)本层将删。</span>
<span style="color:#23b14d">5)本层将删。</span>


<span style="color:deepskyblue">6)吆我吧吆叫奇迹试吆试试。(滕电话号码:15819774144)</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">6)吆我吧吆叫奇迹试吆试试。(滕电话号码:15819774144)</span>


<span style="color:deepskyblue">7)以下省略132826条。</span>
<span style="color:#00a3e8">7)以下省略132826条。</span>


== <span style="color:deepskyblue">主要·成就</span>  ==
== <span style="color:#00a3e8">主要·成就</span>  ==
1)滕维建'最大的成就·莫过于·发明了——滕语!
1)滕维建'最大的成就·莫过于·发明了——滕语!


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'''<big>酒友相会</big>'''
'''<big>酒友相会</big>'''


1) 一吆一亮:一声“啊~”
1) 一吆一亮:一声“啊~”


2) 二吆哎哎:思聊啊!
2) 二吆哎哎:思聊啊!


3) 三吆响亮:叫酒啊!
3) 三吆响亮:叫酒啊!


4) 四吆吃啊:一起按啊!
4) 四吆吃啊:一起按啊!


5) 五吆我爱:俩搂壶啊!
5) 五吆我爱:俩搂壶啊!


6) 六吆溜案:生气蹦啊!
6) 六吆溜案:生气蹦啊!


7) 七吆气昂:武艺斗啊!
7) 七吆气昂:武艺斗啊!


8) 八吆被摁:囔囔死啊!
8) 八吆被摁:囔囔死啊!


9) 九吆揪袄:跑啥急啊![https://tieba.baidu.com/p/7883352802]
9) 九吆揪袄:跑啥急啊![https://tieba.baidu.com/p/7883352802]


=== 9)以下省略5027904条 ===
=== 8)以下省略5027904条 ===


== 注释 ==
== 注释 ==