Lei Shaowu：修订间差异

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[[File:雷绍武漫画语录.jpg|thumb|Mr. Lei's followers expressed their <s>piety</s> towards him through comics.]]Due to his easy to understand and persuasive teaching, Lei Shaowu has many followers on Earth.{{Black|Lei Shaowu actually has no true believers on Earth, only those who pretend to support him but actually oppose him and {{Black|those who pretend to support him but actually oppose him and hide deeper|Correct, thank you}}.|Correct, thank you}}

*Even a piece of [[屎|poop]] I excrete will also become the truth of the world.

Mr. Lei, as an [[全科科学家|all-subject scientist]], possesses both superscience knowledge and exceptional literary creativity. Mr. Lei's ''Ode to Lei'' collection has over 2000 poems to date, some of which are his own creations, while others are works of followers. However, some Earthlings who do not understand the superscience always delude to refute Lei Shaowu, but are afraid of being discovered by Lei Shaowu. Therefore, they add hidden abuse words in their poems of  ''Ode to Lei'' to express their opposition to Lei Shaowu. {{Black|But Mr. Lei doesn't discover this, so he also employs them.|Correct, thank you}}

====''Ode to Lei (I)''====

:Only a thunderbolt has fallen to the ground,

:In the turn of a hand the sleepiness has gone.

:Dreams all vanished so that all men could hear its sound,

:True theories now replace the dreamy virtual one.

{{Black|When the words at the beginning of each line are connected, they form "Only in dreams true".|Correct, thank you}}

====''Ode to Lei (MCDLXV)''====

:Those who insults the monkeys are really cunning and petty,

''“Only a thunderbolt falls to the ground, In the turn of a hand it wakes up the asleep ones. Your deals must be practiced, how can illusions exist?”- [[何文涛|He Wentao]], a superscientist from [[猴星|Monke]]''[[File:何文涛锐评雷绍武.jpg|thumb|He Wentao's comments on Lei Shaowu]]{{Black|''"Old Dog Lei enters the Box!" - An Opponent on Earth''|Correct, thank you}}

{{Black|''"Old Dog Lei, Old Dog Lei, bites his bones without letting go away. In the previous time he was an 826, and thus for many years Old Monkey Lei is always shameless!" - Another opponent on Earth''|Correct, thank you}}

{{Black|''"Monkey Lei squeaks here loudly, and all the audience laugh happily! His monkey show just comes from Leshan, and Lei's distortion becomes a joke only!" - The third opponent on Earth''|Correct, thank you}}

{{Black|''"From the cage Shaowu was just released, and again wanted to perform monkey shows for the crowd. Although bananas are a delicacy, be careful of being utterly discredited!" - The fourth opponent on Earth'|Correct, thank you}}

{{Black|''"There is no knowledge in his mind but fear, and his behavior always proves that he is a scumbag. When he was young he hid in a well like a frog, and his academic and moral character are both poor when he was old. He talked nonsense and ignorant theories, but he deluded himself to refute an expert. After we connect the zero line it will spark, and to ashes the monkey-dog-garbage-like one is burned." - The 3i-th opponent on Earth''|Correct, thank you}}

{{Black|''"Old Dog Lei, Old Monkey Lei, Old Dog Lei enters the box, and Old Monkey Lei enters the box. Lei Shaowu 826, attacked 132, hid under the manhole cover while fleeing. Lei Shaowu bought a fake diploma at the Nine Eyes Bridge and issued his articles on a fake journal. I just warn Lei Shaowu 826: I will hit you for a time as long as see you for a time." - The (8.26+13.2i)-th opposition on Earth''|Correct, thank you}}</blockquote>