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Lei Shaowu:修订间差异

imported>铜的蓝和锂的红
雷老狗进盒
imported>铜的蓝和锂的红
雷老狗进盒
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*I {{Ruby|have something to fill in|{{black|have something to do}}}}, and I need to go out. Farewell!
*I {{Ruby|have something to fill in|{{black|have something to do}}}}, and I need to go out. Farewell!
*[[民科恒成立原理|The object is wrong!]]
*[[民科恒成立原理|The object is wrong!]]
*反对的只有两种人:1,白痴,2,死人。
*There are only two types of people who oppose me: 1, [https://antimony.fandom.com/zh/wiki/%E9%9B%B7%E7%BB%8D%E6%AD%A6 idiots]; 2, the dead.
*我拉出的一泡[[屎]]也会成为世界真理。
*Even a piece of [[屎|poop]] I pull out will also become the truth of the world.
*{{Black|我叫雷绍武,我是826!|人渣垃圾篡改了我的文字!}}
*{{Black|My name is Lui Shaowu, and I'm an 826!|人渣垃圾篡改了我的文字!}}
*{{Black|<nowiki>如果没有井盖,雷绍武826的运动力=0,雷绍武进盒!</nowiki>|人渣垃圾篡改了我的文字!}}
*{{Black|<nowiki>Without the manhole cover, the movement force of Lui Shaowu 826 equals to 0, and Lui Shaowu enters the box! </nowiki>|人渣垃圾篡改了我的文字!}}
:<small>''更多名言,参见[[超理文献:雷绍武名言考释]]''</small>
:<small>''For more quotes, see [[超理文献:雷绍武名言考释|Superscience Literature: A Study and Interpretation of Lei Shaowu's Famous Quotes]].''</small>
===“咏雷”文化===
===The "''Ode to Lei''" culture===
雷先生身为全科科学家,既具备超理学素养,又具备高超的文学创作能力。雷先生的《咏雷》集至今已有超过两千首诗,有的是雷先生自己的创作,另外一些是信徒们的作品。然而,有些不懂超理的[[碲球|地球]]人总是妄想反驳雷绍武,但又怕被雷绍武发现,于是他们在自己的咏雷诗中加入藏字,以表明自己对雷绍武的反对态度。{{Black|雷老师没看出来,所以也把它们收录了。|正确的,谢谢}}
Mr. Lei, as an [[全科科学家|all-subject scientist]], possesses both superscience knowledge and exceptional literary creativity. Mr. Lei's ''Ode to Lei'' collection has over 2000 poems to date, some of which are his own creations, while others are works of followers. However, some Earthlings who do not understand the superscienc always delude to refute Lei Shaowu, but are afraid of being discovered by Lei Shaowu. Therefore, they add hidden abuse words in their poems of  ''Ode to Lei'' to express their opposition to Lei Shaowu. {{Black|But Mr. Lei didn't discover, so he also employs them.|正确的,谢谢}}
====咏雷·一====
====''Ode to Lei·1''====
雷绍武
Lei Shaowu
:平地一声雷,
:Only a thunderbolt falls to the ground,
:惊醒梦中人。
:In the turn of a hand, it wakes up the asleep ones.
:梦幻全扫光,
:Dreams of them that are unreal are completely eliminated,
:[[地球人|人]][[镭星人|人]]能思维。
:Can think now, everyone!
{{Black|注意中间的“一梦全能”。|正确的,谢谢}}
{{Black|When the words at the beginning of each line are connected, they form "Only in dreams can".|正确的,谢谢}}
====咏雷·一四六五====
====''Ode to Lei·1465''====
雷绍武
Lei Shaowu
:辱猴骂猴真佞奸,不知猴人是祖先?
:辱猴骂猴真佞奸,不知猴人是祖先?
:数典忘祖不肖子,不肖子孙祸人间!
:数典忘祖不肖子,不肖子孙祸人间!